Fractured+fairytale

= Snow White =

In a distant kingdom a long ways away, there lived a queen named Isabel White who had a daughter named Snowlaffanington White III, more commonly known as Snow White. Isabel was a queen who had very odd concerns. On Friday afternoons she would send a huntsman to kill the ugliest people in her kingdom to purify the gene pool and to create a more beautiful kingdom. Now her daughter, Snow White, was the most beautiful girl that the kingdom had ever seen. She had gorgeous blonde hair and eyes a deeper shade of blue than the ocean. Despite being the daughter of Queen Isabel, she hated the values and actions of her mother and one day ran to the countryside to live away from her mother. A group of incredibly ugly dwarves saw her and invited her to join them in their hut.

Meanwhile the queen approached her magic mirror and asked, "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the ugliest of them all?"

"A group of thirteen dwarves lives up in the countryside. They're pretty ugly," the mirror replied.

"Ok, thanks." The queen ran to her huntsman and told him of the dwarves in the countryside, and she gave him then address of the hut and directions on how to reach it. The huntsman made his way over to the hut and knocked on the door.

"Who is it?" Snow White asked.

"I have a delivery for the dwarves who live here," he answered. Snow White opened up the door and gasped. //It's my mom's huntsman. He has come to take me back to my mother! But how could he find me here?// she wondered.

"Do I have the right house?" the huntsman asked.

"N-no you don't," Snow White replied.

"Alright then." The huntsman left the house with a look of confusion on his face and began to head back to the castle when Snow White realized something. //He didn't come for me; he came for the dwarves! Thank God they weren't home.// Snow White released a breath of relief. //But he will be back soon, and I wonder what I will do then.// Snow White met up with the dwarves when they returned home from cutting down trees. She told them of her mother's huntsman and thought of a brilliant plan for when the huntsman would return again.

The huntsman returned to the Queen Isabel's castle and told her that no one was there apart from a young maiden. He re-verified the address with the Queen, who told him to go back to the house in the middle of the night to catch the dwarves off guard. She also told him to go on Thursday rather than Friday. The huntsman thanked her for the assistance and headed back on the road that would take him to the dwarfs' hut the following Thursday.

The huntsman approached the house at midnight and knocked on the door. It took him multiple tries before he could finally get a response from, once again, Snow White.

"Who is it?" Snow White asked.

"I know the dwarves live here!" he yelled through the door.

"I have no idea what you are talking about," Snow White said back to him.

"Then let me in!" At this moment, Snow White signaled to the dwarves, who moved a ladder into the chimney and began to climb up. The huntsman kicked down the door and looked around. He saw nothing. He checked under almost everything that the dwarves owned and ransacked the entire hut. He left with a look of embarrassment on his face. He returned to the castle where Queen Isabella was furious at him. She screamed and yelled at him.

"I don't care what you have to do as long as you kill those damn dwarves!"

The huntsman headed back to the hut; however, he had a plan this time. He decided that he would camp outside of the dwarfs' hut and wait until they would leave the hut, when he would slaughter them and bring their heads to the queen for proof of their murder.

He arrived at their hut in the early morning and set up a tent in view of it. He propped up his lawn chair and waited for them to leave the hut, but Snow White noticed him before the dwarves left to go to work. She told the dwarves that she had seen him out of the window, and that they needed to stay inside. They waited, all crammed in the hut, for three days before the dwarves began to get tired of seeing her Snow White's gorgeous face. They started to become envious of Snow's beauty until they got to the point where they could not stand looking at her anymore. On the fourth night, when she was sleeping, the dwarfs got up and mutilated her face with a rusty kitchen knife. When she woke up, she saw her face in the hut's mirror and decided that she would run away from the dwarves. As she left the hut, she forgot the huntsman was staked outside, and he ran towards her. He stabbed her multiple times and cut off her head, mistaking her for one of the ugly dwarves. Thinking that his job was complete, he headed back towards the castle with a look of triumph on his face.

"I've killed the dwarf," the huntsman said to Isabel. He held up Snow White's head for her to see.

"No, no. That's not right. There are twelve more." The Queen gave the face a closer look and screamed, "That's my daughter you idiot! What did you do to her face?" along with some other things that are not exactly appropriate for a fairy tale.

"I don't understand," the huntsman said back to her. "This is the only dwarf I could find." The Queen called for her guards to publicly execute her huntsman the following Friday.

Late that night after she had wiped away her tears of remorse for her daughter, Queen Isabel wondered how such a lovely daughter such as hers could have been murdered by her own assassin. The queen walked downstairs and entered the castle's kitchen. She pulled a rusty kitchen knife from a drawer that she used to end her life.